May 2013
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shoutout to those cool popular bloggers who probably regret following me
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so i sent my friends an x ray of my kneecap
friend 1: be careful on unsteady ground and avoid pelvic thrusts.
me: pelvic thrusts ... is that like hardo gay?
friend 2: i just imagined you doing hardo gay moves.
friend 3: i was imagining that peanut butter jelly time pelvic-thrusting banana ...
friend 3: IT'S PEANUT BUTTAH JELLEH TIME
friend 4: why would anyone suddenly do pelvic thrusts tho
friend 3: going to sat night disco maybe? or yoga.
friend 4: suddenly walking walking walking I MUST DO PELVIC THRUSTS NOW
friend 1: it could dislocate your knee in a snap
friend 1: cause you move your knee outwards when you pelvic thrust. the patella could slip then.
friend 1: and you extend your hips and relax the quads which will then relax the tendon.
friend 1: so no hardo gay
friend 4: the science behind hardo gay
me: fuck you guys
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sick nasty siha: bioticbootyshaker:... →
commanderbishoujo:
bioticbootyshaker:
commanderbishoujo:
i think basically everyone underestimated Alistair
even the ppl who were ostensibly on his side, like Eamon
a lot of it is his own fault for obfuscating stupidity so much of the time
but he does a lot of growing up that gets missed by ppl
and I think Eamon’s basic problem WRT Alistair isn’t that he’s ~zomg so meen~ to him, it’s...
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kalahira, take the wheel: orchidcactus: Will Mass... →
orchidcactus:
Will Mass Effect will ever stop breaking my heart?
From Wiki:
Humans can live to about 150 years, and recent medical advances have eradicated almost all known diseases that afflict them.
Drell are omnivorous reptile-like humanoids with an average lifespan of 85 galactic standard years.
She’s always young when he dies. They have a good life, a happy life, and he lives to see...
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spicyshimmy:
do you think there’s a version of eurovision in mass effect that’s like a continuation of the time honored traditions of yore
and the thessia submission wins every year ofc, those dang asari know how to put on a show
but just like idk picture turians in boy band outfits and elcor intoning a tragic love song and hanar wearing silver jumpsuits and the krogan entry oh my god the...
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helioscentrifuge:
aggressively reads your readmores to make sure you’re okay
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brightleaves:
women in armour (◡‿◡✿)
women in armour fighting (◕‿◕✿)
women in armour covered in the blood of their enemies (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
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stop glorifying engineering the glorious, be all end all degree that teaches ~*technical skills*~ and ~*discipline*~
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sspectre:
Sovereign > Harby
Every day of the week
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masseffectreminders:
Friendly reminder that the square root of 912.04 is 30.2 ✿◕‿◕✿
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andrewestes0:
I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants
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jackssenseofrejection replied your post Sword & Sworcery
can you create gifs of sword and sworcery? :)
I have some gifs tagged sworcery. But if you want anything else just request. :D It’s just that I still haven’t beaten the gold trigon so I can’t gif anything past that. ;_;
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bledri:
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tamorajeancalhoun:
never
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call an irish person “british”
that is all
its like calling a canadian american but theyll rip your face off instead of correcting you
best thing to do is call irish people irish, scottish people scottish, welsh people welsh and english people english.
In fact don’t call anyone british.
thank
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oh lol, i can actually understand half the words they use in from dust.
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messerehawke asked: oh wow i really love your new theme! also i thought i'd give you some more love for earlier (ノ￣ー￣)ノ
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